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Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/28

Ferocious angels send me falling stars
But i know just how dangerous wishes are
Ferocious angels watch me come and go
But i'm not too smart to go barging off of roof tops, though

--- Spin Doctors, "How Could You Want Him When You Know You Could Have Me?"

Pirates and Wenches Night @ Pin Ups, 3/26

*insert Pirate talk here*

Dial 7 5:20 Digable Planets
Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See 3:15 Busta Rhymes Total Devastation: The Best of Busta Rhymes
Tennessee 4:33 Arrested Development 3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of ...
Groove Is In the Heart 3:52 Deee-Lite The Very Best of Deee-Lite
Starry Eyed Surprise 3:48 Paul Oakenfold Bunkka
Bed 4:35 J. Holiday Back of My Lac'
Spaceman 4:45 The Killers Day & Age
Spotlight [Twilight Mix] (Twilight Soundtrack Version) 3:21 Mutemath Twilight Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Get On Your Boots 3:25 U2 No Line On The Horizon (Aus/NZ/JP)
Cannonball 3:34 The Breeders Rhino Hi-Five: Modern Rock Blender - EP
Salty Dog 2:21 Flogging Molly Swagger
The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn 3:00 The Pogues Rum S****y & the Lash [Expanded]
I'm Shipping Up to Boston 2:34 Dropkick Murphys The Departed (Music from the Motion Picture)
Constructive Summer 2:56 The Hold Steady Stay Positive
Great Expectations 3:05 The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
Panama 3:31 Van Halen Best of
She`s A Lady - Tom Jones 3:17 Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas SoundTrack
Buddy Holly 2:39 Weezer Weezer
Rockin' The Suburbs 4:58 Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
Girlfriend 3:40 Matthew Sweet Girlfriend
Bad Things (Club Mix) 4:35 Jace Everett Bad Things
Saving Grace 3:48 Tom Petty Highway Companion
I Come from the Water 2:47 The Toadies Rubberneck
King Of All The World 2:52 Old 97's Satellite Rides (Disc 1)
Trailer Mama 2:42 The Bottle Rockets Live in Heilbronn / Germany July 17, 2005
Mommy's Little Monster 3:32 Social Distortion Greatest Hits
Star 69 3:09 R.E.M. Monster
Hey Jealousy 3:57 Gin Blossoms New Miserable Experience
Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now) 4:14 Cracker Cracker
Dead Man Walking 3:34 Stiff Little Fingers Guitar and Drum
Blister in the Sun 2:24 Violent Femmes Add It Up (1981-1993)
Fat Bottomed Girls 3:23 Queen Stone Cold Classics

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/24

Let's grab the world
By the scruff of the neck
And drink it down deeply
Let's love it to death

---The Rolling Stones, "Mixed Emotions"

The Wulluf wedding, 3/22

Never Tear Us Apart 3:02 INXS Greatest Hits
Savage Garden-Truly Madly Deeply 4:38
Orinoco Flow 4:29 Enya Only Time: The Collection (BOX SET)
Just Dance (Main) 4:03 Lady Gaga Feat. Colby O'Donis Just Dance
I'm Yours 4:18 Jason Mraz Sampler 001
I Could Not Ask for More 4:37 Edwin McCain Messenger
SexyBack 4:03 Justin Timberlake featuring Timbaland SexyBack - Single
Crazy In Love 4:12 Beyonce Knowles feat Jay-Z Dangerously In Love
Eres Mi Religion 5:28 Maná Eclipse
Iris 4:50 The Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up the Girl
Yellow 4:31 Coldplay Parachutes
Wishlist 3:27 Pearl Jam Yield
By Your Side 4:35 Sade Lovers Rock
Halo 4:22 Beyonce I Am...Sasha Fierce
Poker Face 3:58 Lady Gaga The Fame
I'll Be 4:27 Edwin McCain Misguided Roses
Question 2:16 Old 97's Satellite Rides (Disc 1)
The Luckiest 4:25 Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
Human 4:05 The Killers Day & Age (Deluxe Version)
Sex On Fire 3:23 Kings of Leon Only By the Night
Come On Get Higher 3:35 Matt Nathanson Some Mad Hope
Only Time 3:36 Enya
Baby Boy 4:05 Beyonce Dangerously In Love
Realize 4:04 Colbie Caillat Coco
Right Round 3:27 Flo Rida Right Round - Single
In Your Eyes 5:30 Peter Gabriel So
Built To Last 3:58 Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Into The Great Wide Open

Trailer Trash Night @ Pin Ups, 3/19

Some music to get drunk and break stuff too.

You Shook Me All Night Long 3:30 AC/DC Back In Black
Sweet Home Alabama 4:45 Lynyrd Skynyrd The Essential Lynyrd Skynyrd D
Keep Your Hands To Yourself 3:26 The Georgia Satellites Georgia Satellites
honky_tonk_badonka_donk_trace_adkins_0 3:50
Cocaine Blues 2:49 Johnny Cash Murder
Cheap Motels 2:22 Southern Culture on the Skids Liquored Up and Lacquered Down
Miles Away 3:34 Spacetrucker Demo
Dr. Feelgood 5:44 Mötley Crüe Carnival of Sins (Live)
So Hott (Explicit Album Version) 4:08 Kid Rock So Hott
Up Against The Wall Redneck Mothers 4:09 Cracker Countrysides
Okie from Muskogee (Live) 2:56 Merle Haggard Merle Haggard: 20 Greatest Hits
Indianapolis 3:29 The Bottle Rockets Live in Heilbronn / Germany July 17, 2005
Why Don't We Get Drunk 2:44 Jimmy Buffett Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads (Disc 3)
Some Rowdy Women 3:12 Shooter Jennings Electric Rodeo
You Never Even Called Me By My Name 5:17 David Alan Coe
You're Crazy 3:17 Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction
Maybellene 2:19 Social Distortion Greatest Hits
I Got Drunk 2:27 Uncle Tupelo 89/93: An Anthology
Trashy Women 3:14 Confederate Railroad Confederate Railroad
Meaner Than My Mama 3:09 Nashville Pussy Get Some!
Buttholeville 5:52 Drive-By Truckers Alabama Ass Whuppin'
Pour Some Sugar on Me 4:53 Def Leppard Vault: Def Leppard Greatest Hits
Youth Gone Wild 3:21 Skid Row Skid Row
Crazy Bitch (dirty) 3:25 Buckcherry 15
Thrown out of the Bar 2:07 Hank Williams III Straight to Hell Disc 1
Bad Reputation 2:26 The Reverend Horton Heat Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Crossfire 2:17 Kasey Chambers Barricades & Brickwalls
Victoria (Live) 4:03 Old 97's Satellite Rides - Bonus Disc
Play It All Night Long 2:53 Warren Zevon The Best Of Warren Zevon: A Quiet Normal Life
In State 3:56 Kathleen Edwards Back to Me
Come On 4:53 Lucinda Williams West
Bloody Mary Morning 2:47 Willie Nelson The Essential Willie Nelson
From Small Things (Big Things One Day Come) 2:42 Bruce Springsteen The Essential Bruce Springsteen [Bonus Disc]
Animals 3:07 Nickelback All The Right Reasons
Friends in Low Places 4:20 Garth Brooks no title
All Thine 2:44 Trailer Bride High Seas

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/19, a prelude

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

---Jerry Jeff Walker, "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mothers"