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Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/28

Ferocious angels send me falling stars
But i know just how dangerous wishes are
Ferocious angels watch me come and go
But i'm not too smart to go barging off of roof tops, though

--- Spin Doctors, "How Could You Want Him When You Know You Could Have Me?"

Pirates and Wenches Night @ Pin Ups, 3/26

*insert Pirate talk here*

Dial 7 5:20 Digable Planets
Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See 3:15 Busta Rhymes Total Devastation: The Best of Busta Rhymes
Tennessee 4:33 Arrested Development 3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of ...
Groove Is In the Heart 3:52 Deee-Lite The Very Best of Deee-Lite
Starry Eyed Surprise 3:48 Paul Oakenfold Bunkka
Bed 4:35 J. Holiday Back of My Lac'
Spaceman 4:45 The Killers Day & Age
Spotlight [Twilight Mix] (Twilight Soundtrack Version) 3:21 Mutemath Twilight Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Get On Your Boots 3:25 U2 No Line On The Horizon (Aus/NZ/JP)
Cannonball 3:34 The Breeders Rhino Hi-Five: Modern Rock Blender - EP
Salty Dog 2:21 Flogging Molly Swagger
The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn 3:00 The Pogues Rum S****y & the Lash [Expanded]
I'm Shipping Up to Boston 2:34 Dropkick Murphys The Departed (Music from the Motion Picture)
Constructive Summer 2:56 The Hold Steady Stay Positive
Great Expectations 3:05 The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
Panama 3:31 Van Halen Best of
She`s A Lady - Tom Jones 3:17 Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas SoundTrack
Buddy Holly 2:39 Weezer Weezer
Rockin' The Suburbs 4:58 Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
Girlfriend 3:40 Matthew Sweet Girlfriend
Bad Things (Club Mix) 4:35 Jace Everett Bad Things
Saving Grace 3:48 Tom Petty Highway Companion
I Come from the Water 2:47 The Toadies Rubberneck
King Of All The World 2:52 Old 97's Satellite Rides (Disc 1)
Trailer Mama 2:42 The Bottle Rockets Live in Heilbronn / Germany July 17, 2005
Mommy's Little Monster 3:32 Social Distortion Greatest Hits
Star 69 3:09 R.E.M. Monster
Hey Jealousy 3:57 Gin Blossoms New Miserable Experience
Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now) 4:14 Cracker Cracker
Dead Man Walking 3:34 Stiff Little Fingers Guitar and Drum
Blister in the Sun 2:24 Violent Femmes Add It Up (1981-1993)
Fat Bottomed Girls 3:23 Queen Stone Cold Classics

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/24

Let's grab the world
By the scruff of the neck
And drink it down deeply
Let's love it to death

---The Rolling Stones, "Mixed Emotions"

The Wulluf wedding, 3/22

Never Tear Us Apart 3:02 INXS Greatest Hits
Savage Garden-Truly Madly Deeply 4:38
Orinoco Flow 4:29 Enya Only Time: The Collection (BOX SET)
Just Dance (Main) 4:03 Lady Gaga Feat. Colby O'Donis Just Dance
I'm Yours 4:18 Jason Mraz Sampler 001
I Could Not Ask for More 4:37 Edwin McCain Messenger
SexyBack 4:03 Justin Timberlake featuring Timbaland SexyBack - Single
Crazy In Love 4:12 Beyonce Knowles feat Jay-Z Dangerously In Love
Eres Mi Religion 5:28 Maná Eclipse
Iris 4:50 The Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up the Girl
Yellow 4:31 Coldplay Parachutes
Wishlist 3:27 Pearl Jam Yield
By Your Side 4:35 Sade Lovers Rock
Halo 4:22 Beyonce I Am...Sasha Fierce
Poker Face 3:58 Lady Gaga The Fame
I'll Be 4:27 Edwin McCain Misguided Roses
Question 2:16 Old 97's Satellite Rides (Disc 1)
The Luckiest 4:25 Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
Human 4:05 The Killers Day & Age (Deluxe Version)
Sex On Fire 3:23 Kings of Leon Only By the Night
Come On Get Higher 3:35 Matt Nathanson Some Mad Hope
Only Time 3:36 Enya
Baby Boy 4:05 Beyonce Dangerously In Love
Realize 4:04 Colbie Caillat Coco
Right Round 3:27 Flo Rida Right Round - Single
In Your Eyes 5:30 Peter Gabriel So
Built To Last 3:58 Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Into The Great Wide Open

Trailer Trash Night @ Pin Ups, 3/19

Some music to get drunk and break stuff too.

You Shook Me All Night Long 3:30 AC/DC Back In Black
Sweet Home Alabama 4:45 Lynyrd Skynyrd The Essential Lynyrd Skynyrd D
Keep Your Hands To Yourself 3:26 The Georgia Satellites Georgia Satellites
honky_tonk_badonka_donk_trace_adkins_0 3:50
Cocaine Blues 2:49 Johnny Cash Murder
Cheap Motels 2:22 Southern Culture on the Skids Liquored Up and Lacquered Down
Miles Away 3:34 Spacetrucker Demo
Dr. Feelgood 5:44 Mötley Crüe Carnival of Sins (Live)
So Hott (Explicit Album Version) 4:08 Kid Rock So Hott
Up Against The Wall Redneck Mothers 4:09 Cracker Countrysides
Okie from Muskogee (Live) 2:56 Merle Haggard Merle Haggard: 20 Greatest Hits
Indianapolis 3:29 The Bottle Rockets Live in Heilbronn / Germany July 17, 2005
Why Don't We Get Drunk 2:44 Jimmy Buffett Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads (Disc 3)
Some Rowdy Women 3:12 Shooter Jennings Electric Rodeo
You Never Even Called Me By My Name 5:17 David Alan Coe
You're Crazy 3:17 Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction
Maybellene 2:19 Social Distortion Greatest Hits
I Got Drunk 2:27 Uncle Tupelo 89/93: An Anthology
Trashy Women 3:14 Confederate Railroad Confederate Railroad
Meaner Than My Mama 3:09 Nashville Pussy Get Some!
Buttholeville 5:52 Drive-By Truckers Alabama Ass Whuppin'
Pour Some Sugar on Me 4:53 Def Leppard Vault: Def Leppard Greatest Hits
Youth Gone Wild 3:21 Skid Row Skid Row
Crazy Bitch (dirty) 3:25 Buckcherry 15
Thrown out of the Bar 2:07 Hank Williams III Straight to Hell Disc 1
Bad Reputation 2:26 The Reverend Horton Heat Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Crossfire 2:17 Kasey Chambers Barricades & Brickwalls
Victoria (Live) 4:03 Old 97's Satellite Rides - Bonus Disc
Play It All Night Long 2:53 Warren Zevon The Best Of Warren Zevon: A Quiet Normal Life
In State 3:56 Kathleen Edwards Back to Me
Come On 4:53 Lucinda Williams West
Bloody Mary Morning 2:47 Willie Nelson The Essential Willie Nelson
From Small Things (Big Things One Day Come) 2:42 Bruce Springsteen The Essential Bruce Springsteen [Bonus Disc]
Animals 3:07 Nickelback All The Right Reasons
Friends in Low Places 4:20 Garth Brooks no title
All Thine 2:44 Trailer Bride High Seas

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/19, a prelude

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

---Jerry Jeff Walker, "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mothers"

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/16

You remember that foul evening when you heard the banshees howl
There was lousy drunken bastards singing billy is in the bowl
They took you up to midnight mass and left you in the lurch
So you dropped a button in the plate and spewed up in the church

---The Pogues, "The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn"

Eat Me @ Pin Ups, 3/12

Pancakes, Ice cream sundaes, Mayor McCheese and Aislinn confessing her cannibalistic tendencies.

Evacuate 3:32 The Boxer Rebellion Evacuate - Single of the Week
Mistaken For Strangers 3:31 The National Boxer
Daybreaker 3:55 Beth Orton Daybreaker
The House Is Rockin' 2:24 Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble The Real Deal: Greatest Hits, Vol. 1
Twice As Hard 4:11 The Black Crowes Shake Your Money Maker
My Lucky Day 4:01 Bruce Springsteen Working On A Dream
Eat It 3:24 Weird Al Yankovic Permanent Record - Al In The Box (Disc 1)
Cheeseburger In Paradise 2:53 Jimmy Buffett Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads (Disc 2)
Been Caught Stealing 4:22 Jane's Addiction Rev
Desolation Row 2:59 My Chemical Romance Watchmen (Music from the Motion Picture)
1930 3:45 The Gaslight Anthem Sink Or Swim
Spam 9 2:29 Save Ferris It Means Everything
Beautiful Food 2:24 Edan Sprain Your Tapedeck - EP
Ghostbusters 3:59 Ray Parker Jr Greatest Hits
I Want Candy 2:47 Bow Wow Wow Marie Antoinette
Cherry Pie 3:21 Warrant
Lollipop 2:10 The Chordettes Rock-a-Hits
Good Night for a Heart Attack 4:16 Nashville Pussy Get Some!
Graveyard Shift 4:45 Uncle Tupelo 89/93: An Anthology
I Learned To Dance In Mississippi 4:48 Southern Culture on the Skids Liquored Up and Lacquered Down
Timebomb (Live) 3:38 Old 97's Satellite Rides - Bonus Disc
Timebomb 2:50 Beck Timebomb - Single
Time Bomb 4:04 The Format Dog Problems (Bonus Track Version)
Everyone's At It 4:39 Lily Allen It's Not Me, It's You
Cupid (Deluxe Edition Version) 3:49 Amy Winehouse Back To Black (Deluxe Edition)
The Girl You Lost To Cocaine 2:40 Sia Some People Have Real Problems
White Rabbit 2:55 Blue Man Group & Esthero The Complex
Deeper Into You (Solar City Radio Edit) 4:01 Johnny Hazzard Deeper Into You (Solar City Remix) - Single
Kooler Than Jesus 4:12 My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult Confessions of a Knife
Short Skirt, Long Jacket 3:17 Cake b-sides and rarities
Chasing Heather Crazy 2:54 Guided By Voices The Best Of Guided By Voices: Human Amusements At Hourly Rat
I'll Be You 3:29 The Replacements Don't Tell a Soul
Living Well Is the Best Revenge 3:12 R.E.M. Accelerate
Ring of Fire 3:52 Social Distortion Greatest Hits

When I am declared emperor of the world...

...the next DJ that plays "You're the One that I Want" from the Grease Soundtrack will be locked into a swimming pool with a bloody steak and 1,000 hungry piranhas.

/rant over.

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/7

Walk out of any doorway, feel your way, feel your way like the day before.
Maybe you'll find direction,
Around some corner where it's been waiting to meet you.
What do you want me to do, to watch for you while you are sleeping?
Then please don't be surprised when you find me dreaming too.

---Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Best in Yellow @ Pin Ups, 3/5

There was a giant pencil....the jokes were flowing

Fear Of Falling 4:50 The Badlees River Songs
Wind It Up 4:47 Barenaked Ladies All New Revue - Live at the Glenn Gould Studio
Blackberry 3:27 The Black Crowes Three Snakes And One Charm
La Grange 3:54 ZZ Top Tres Hombres
Commerce, TX 3:52 Ben Kweller Sha Sha
Casanova, Baby! 2:58 The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
Slow Chemical (Kane Theme) 3:42 Finger Eleven Forceable Entry
The Lemon Song 6:19 Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Yellow Submarine 2:40 The Beatles Revolver
Yellow 4:31 Coldplay Parachutes
Yellow Ledbetter 5:03 Pearl Jam Rearviewmirror (Greatest Hits 1991-2003) [Disc 2]
Mellow Yellow 3:40 Donovan Greatest Hits
Bright Yellow Gun 3:43 Throwing Muses University
Mrs. Robinson 3:43 The Lemonheads Platinum Cover
Lemon 6:58 U2 Zooropa
Ecstasy 5:02 Rusted Root When I Woke
Dead Sound 3:33 The Raveonettes Lust Lust Lust
Assassin 3:31 Muse Black Holes And Revelations
Dirty Little Thing 3:58 Velvet Revolver Contraband
Bleeding Powers 2:51 Ted Leo/Pharmacists Shake the Sheets
Timebomb 2:50 Beck Timebomb - Single
Date with the Night 2:35 Yeah Yeah Yeahs Fever to Tell
Subbacultcha 2:10 Pixies Trompe Le Monde
Possession (Rabbit In The Moon Mix) 5:52 Sarah McLachlan Remixed
Don't Trust Me 3:13 3oh!3 Want
The Geeks Were Right (Boys Noize vs D.I.M. Remix) 5:32 The Faint http://blog.datasapiens.net
I Come from the Water 2:47 The Toadies Rubberneck
Saving Grace 3:48 Tom Petty Highway Companion
Back to Me 3:31 Kathleen Edwards Back to Me

Your Musical Thought of the Day, 3/2

I should have stayed at home
'Til I got better
And nothing's changing
The record's scraping round and round and round
And nothing's changing
The people drive their cars to town

---Damien Rice, "Weatherman"

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